Your butt is the pumpkin and the spice latte of anal sex stuff.
Men have an incessant need to want more than they’ve already got. No, I don’t mean that they’re never satisfied but rather they always want more than they’re already getting. Especially when it comes to anal sex. The bases are always increasing and where do we stop, no one knows.
What I mean to say is that yes women want sex too, but if our boyfriend doesn’t want a hand up to his butt, we understand. However, the point still stands that there’s a huge male obsession with the butt hole, especially women who aren’t into anal stimulation, don’t understand why.
Here’s why guys are so unexplainably into anal sex.
1.It feels completely different than vaginal sex
It’s like this: What if you found out your partner had a second secret tool that they never used for sex, and you knew that this tool would give you a different sensation during intercourse? Wouldn’t you really want to try that? Except your partner says he doesn’t want to do it that way because it’s wayyy too gross because he uses that penis to poop. WOW! been there heard that and still not convinced! All right, when put like that, it doesn’t sound very appealing. Maybe I should rephrase it below
2. It’s like the pumpkin spice latte of sex: a rare savory treat!
Read it out loud and repeat it, you’ll know how amazing it sounds. Hang on, hear me out. People go literally crazy for pumpkin spice lattes when they come out because they’re a specialty. You wouldn’t care about them as much if they were part of the regular menu, now would you?
Sure, you’d still drink these lattes, but you wouldn’t be screaming for them. Anal sex is precisely like that. It’s not something that’s “on the menu” and always available all the time, so when it’s available, guys really want to put it up in the butt. However, Point being they want it and it being rare just makes them want it more!
3. It’s considered taboo without being weird
Anal sex is kind of like when your strict teacher has two margaritas on a field trip.
Relax, it’s not that big of a deal; you’re not putting on leather and whipping each other during sex. But it feels super naughty. Also, now you’ll always think of your teacher drinking margaritas while having anal sex.
4. Not everyone has been there, kind of like seeing a volcano
No, it doesn’t matter how many people you slept with, but you probably didn’t have the legendary butt sex with all of those people. So it’s just nice to think that if your vagina is the already high-class club, your butt is the VIP area. The point is that people hardly have ever gotten it and the over-inquisitive world is driving itself over the edge. It’s just nice to know that, if we ever had to compare notes, we’ve got a bit of an edge.
5. It’s like eating caviar: a high-status symbol
We all know how caviar is gross and rich people eat it just because it’s expensive and fancy? Sometimes guys just want to do it just because it’s exotic, rare and not for any other reason. I don’t know if everyone really wants to eat caviar as much as they want just tell other people they ate caviar.
Some guys don’t even love the idea of anal sex, but it’s worth it when they can openly boast about it and are able to say they’ve done it.
The long-hidden mystery has unraveled and we hope the ladies will be offering more lattes to the men from now on!