Imagine…only imagine! You had a really rough day and so did he. But you know how terrible it feels, and you come back home to cook his favourite meal even when you didn’t feel like moving a single toe. You set the table and sit down to enjoy the meal that you managed to battle out after a long day.
A cherry on the cake would be him saying, “Darling this is the best meal ever!” But guess what he says, “Hmm…it’s okay but mom would make this better!” arrgghhh!!! I feel you girl (rolling eyes with fumes of fire).
Dating a mama’s boy is never easy. But if you’re among those brave ladies who are actually living with one boo-boo boy, then I’m sure you’ll relate to this nightmare.
He will take permission for every little thing
Let’s get started with the most annoying one. I mean who takes permission before going out on a movie date with your girl. Well, a mama’s boy would and it is more irritating than you can imagine. He would never take any decision or make any plans without asking his sweet mama.
Sudden plans will never happen with him.
He will never miss her calls
It does not matter if you’re in the middle of ‘something’ or almost reaching climax and ohh yes almost…but hey! You gotta wait lady, it’s his mom calling and he wouldn’t miss it for the world’s sake. Yeah! That is some real horror that exists within every mama’s boy.
Does not matter if you’re in the labour room or in the middle of a low moment if his mom buzzes then be assured he’d rather leave you with a tissue stuck up your nose, while he attends to the call.
He lets his mom decorate his place
Moms seem to have a way but come on man you’ve grown up now and you can’t have Mickey Mouse sheets and curtains around your house. Somehow he does not seem to complain but boy you turn me off with all those whiskers staring at me!
His mom is super nosey
Somehow his mom comes to know every little thing that you two have been cooking up together. Like what did you guys eat on your lunch date, what did you guys talk about and the list is endless. Somehow the privacy and closeness that you two once had, seems to have disappeared when the ‘mom’ came into the picture.
He can’t stop praising her
She cooks well, she sets the perfect coloured curtains in your room, and she makes the best coffee. Okay, enough we get it, boy! You’re lucky to have her but don’t you see she’s not the only woman in your life, there’s another lady right there who’s trying super hard to please you and all you see is effortless Mickey Mouse setup that seems ‘perfect’ to you. Way to go boy!
His mom is his emergency contact
Okay, let’s get this straight your mom can’t run down a flight of 20 stairs if the elevator isn’t working and you still have her stuck on your ‘emergency list’? Boy, you need to get logical already if not grow your brains already. If anything at all, it’s your lady who’ll be running her for life to save yours. Get that straight already.
He takes her side all the time
Okay, we get it! She is the ‘mom’ and she knows it all but has it ever occurred to you that she might be wrong. Darling, it is extremely annoying when you agree to every single thing that your mom says. We all know that drinking water is good but come on, you gotta stop obsessing over it just because your mom said so.
He carries her photo in his wallet
Like which era are you from, again? Being attached is one thing and being extremely clingy and annoying is a whole different thing. I mean who carries pictures of their moms in their wallets that look ‘obituary ready’ that’s stuck in between your condom packets.
Who does that? Oh yes, you do that and you gotta stop it before your lady love freaks out and leaves you in a mess!
He lets her shop for him
She gifted you that shirt out of her hard-earned money, appreciate it you silly kid. Stop obsessing over that shirt your mom got for you and every other undie included. You’re a grown-up man now, and you need to start shopping for yourself.
Blame it on your laziness or your tight schedule – we don’t care. Just stop wearing those silly colours your mom picks. You might still be her little boy, but darling you’re a grown-up man now and those pink collars don’t suit you at all.