DONNA | SUB-EDITOR | DKODING MEDIA
By the end of the custom-crafted read, you’d be craving for a trip back home with your lover during your lunch break.
Give it to me baby…ah ha ah ha!
The Offspring
Sex is always..always..always FUN! Especially when you’re sneaking out for it. The more you dig into new experiences and new stuff to try in the bedroom, the more exciting the sex remains.
Presenting the new oh-yes-that-will-be-on-my-bucket-list…
THE NOONER!
Don’t go by the name folks (what’s in a name anyway), but a nooner is basically a quickie around the midday. Hence the name “noon.” You sneak out from work for your lunch break and get down to some real business.
But, just saying that it does not necessarily have to be a workday. You could be home chilling on a Sunday and boom – let’s get down to some real action.
There’s morning sex, there’s night sex and here we have for you, a nooner.
Here’s how you can take a nooner-trip
Everything has a first time and we assure you that it does not have to be perfect. But, we’ll make sure that you do it the right way to make the most of it.
Plan for it
A nooner is spontaneous and fun, but you can make it so much better if you actually plan for it. Tell your partner how badly you would want to see them during your lunch break. Let them know how badly you miss them already and how badly you want ‘it.’
Expect a quickie
It’s time to bring your hopes down! A nooner can’t be lasting for an entire afternoon. Because, duh! You need to get back to work, your ‘doc’s appointment’ can’t be lasting that long.
Which also means that you need to go easy on the foreplay and get down to the real action really soon. No time to waste at all. You can even start off in your garage.
Get the foreplay started ahead of time
See? We are on the right track! You cannot afford to miss even a single second and you need to start right away. In the garage, in the car, but don’t get too frisky because we’re not taking any blames for smashed bonnets.
Or maybe, get into some steamy sexting and get the heat turned on.
Use every minute you have
You really can’t afford to waste even a single minute. While on a nooner there is no time for a snoozer.
Don’t waste time figuring out which positions go first and which goes second. If you’re close enough to your partner then make sure you tell them what you want or ask them what they want.
Improve your quickie
You gotta hurry up, cus folks you don’t have the entire afternoon. So chop-chop and get down to some quickie while you’re at it. Don’t waste time deciding on what you want and when you want it. When it’s time just boom-bang and fireworks!
Use the positions that work best for you
Like we’ve been mentioning since forever that you can’t be sitting around and playing with your favourite foreplay tricks. You need to get down to business right away and choose a position that works well with both of you. It’s a win-win with the pleasure and the position.
Go in for some lube
You may or may not get wet that fast. So why get bruised? Keep that lube in handy. Nobody ever said that you could have too much of lube. A lube situation is basically like a ‘more the merrier.’ Splat it on and slime it up!
Don’t take your clothes
You can’t be taking off all your clothes and getting dressed all over again. Because come on folks you need to get back to work and you don’t have a single second to spare. Also, you can’t afford another round of ironing on those fancy formals. So skip the strip and on to the game!
Lunch Break? Yes please, let’s break a little more than just lunch!
