You’ve got matches on tinder and now you either really want to meet or just get it on, however, there are texts you should always avoid.
But starting a conversation on Tinder isn’t as easy as it sounds, much less keeping it going until you’ve locked in a date at least. That’s why you’re looking to stop a conversation that gives off the reg flags asap!
A successful Tinder conversation all boils down to strategy, and so you need to avoid these texts because its nothing but a waste of time.
Is tinder dating not working out for you?
If your pictures aren’t all about some fancy vacation and your bio says I’ll be doing you later, you might be striking out of this game because your choice of messaging openers is a shitshow.
“Hey”
Could you be any more boring, basic or annoying? Wanna stay single, then send this out? Keep putting in zero effort and lemme know how that works out for you, cause it won’t.
You can’t send short messages and expect lengthy detailed responses of their life and them wanting sex.
In life, you get what you give, honey. Do you want an interesting, thoughtful, engaging discourse? Then you gotta start out with something way better than a HEY!
You opened the door so now you better have something to say. And that something should be worth opening it for. I don’t go around knocking on people’s doors and telling the occupants to dance for me or a random hey. That’s what you’re doing when you message someone something lame, boring and trite, and expect genius and wit in return or probably even to get laid.
“What are you up to?”
Or “How was your weekend?”
You don’t actually care, rather they don’t care enough to share either
. That’s a question you ask a cashier ringing you up so that they might like you better. You’re trying to stand out, right? Being boring, basic and lame ain’t gonna get you there, step it up!
Stop trying to be polite or shy and start having a personality. Yep, you gotta sell yourself, be it a really sexy panther in there. Meow! Welcome to life love. But you should feel rad about yourself, want to sell it and whoever is getting a piece of it should feel utterly lucky. If you don’t, maybe you should work on that before and try the whole tinder dating thing and avoid sending these texts.
“We know you’re they type: I want an amazing relationship with a stunning woman while putting in zero effort on them or myself!”
We know, trust us, we know.
You ain’t Alladin! Because a genie is the only one granting you that wish.
Keep posting generic stuff like this and remain single forever.
“HYD” or “WYD”
Why are you talking in codes? Use your big boy words, please.
“But, It’s easier! It’s faster! I’m trying to get laid, not an English major, Who cares?”
You should, you single mister. These acronyms translate to:
“I’m a lazy piece of ass who’ll go down on you for ten seconds and believe I satisfied you, voila!”
There are no character limits anywhere but Twitter and this text will be avoided if received on Tinder. Knock that excuses off. You don’t look hip or cool using these short forms. You look like someone trying too hard to be hip and cool which makes you pathetic and lame and lonely.
You’re trying to impress people here, please remember!
“Are your boobs real?”
First of all, none of your fricking business.
Second, could you be more rude and blatant about only seeing me as a sex object and only wanting to get laid? Because, the first impression’s all you got, and that’s all. That’s a super bad one and a text like that will for sure be avoided on Tinder.
Keep sending messages like this and remain super shocked when no one ever responds declaring you the man of their dreams, not ever. Then be sure to whine about being single on social media and put up lame sad quotes.
“Headed to Henny’s for Monday Night Football.”
So?
Whatever?
Cool?
Have fun I guess? #footballemoji
Stating your plans is not asking someone on a date, you moron. You wanna go out with me, you’re gonna have to actually ask me out and then I reply with a yes, no or a maybe. I know, I’m such a high maintenance chick with my impossibly high standards.
“God, you’re making this really hard! Can’t you take a hint so I can avoid even the slightest possible risk of being turned down?”
Huh? I’m sorry, I forgot you were ever asking. You may go now boy, byeeee.
“Sex”
Look, we all get it. You just wanna get laid, real bad. So do tons of women out there. Be straight forward but not as out there as “DTF?” straight forward.
Keep some kind of class and respect for yourself and your prospective one nightstand.
Sending any variation of these messages says, “I don’t really want a relationship, however, I just hate my own company and don’t want to be alone ever.”
Ooohhh, someone just looking to fill space and void! Hell no, avoid this text and I’m sure Tinder will come up with better options. What an enticing offer tho!
Messages TO Send
Anytime mentioning something in their profile you thought was cool or cute. Act like you’re actually interested in them as a person and not a time filler or DTF. Despite appearances, online dating is not an Amazon Prime for a girlfriend, please understand.
Make a joke, a pun, a witty observation, getting her to laugh might be your best shot.
Mention your similar interest in something they listed in a profile, that’s the whole concept of it.
Don’t spend hours crafting your one-liner. Make an interesting comment, a joke, or ask a thoughtful question and hit send, overthinking is a buzzkill.
Don’t put all your hopes on one person cause there is plenty of fish in the sea. That’s how you end up hurt and discouraged. Message everyone, you find interesting and then pay attention to the ones who write you back and grab your attention
Rinse and repeat, be a hero!
If you dated on tinder for ten years and found no one. What’s YOUR problem?”
98% of the messages I received looking like these crappy texts that I would love to avoid. That was my problem!
I had great pictures of myself and not the places I’ve been or things I own and the luxury I live in. Also, I had an interesting bio listing my hobbies and interests that were funny and thoughtful and just the right length however, it was a blunder.
I did my part and I did it well. I showed up to play and messages like this were the kind of shit show I was brought to.
Don’t be one of those losers.
Stand out from the crowd, be original. Get a personality and use it to wow women. Show genuine interest in getting to know the person you’re messaging and you stand a far better chance of getting a response from them.
However, if they send you these lame texts on Tinder, please avoid them!
