69, is one the most talked about and the most overhyped position in the world of sex and pleasure.
Either you have been in this tragedy or you have heard about this kink but as equality guaranteed or logical it may sound like an idea, it’s the worse predicament you can find yourself in.
Kama sutra fails us as this position is nothing but a pain in the…neck and back, to be honest. Unless you and your partner both are highly qualified gymnasts, this sexual position is going to be very awkward the first time you try. And trust us there wouldn’t be a second try.
It may look fashionable, you may sound progressive and hip while bragging about it and it could be one of the ‘must try’ things on your sex list but it is certainly not the position to look forward to having perfect coitus.
Let DKODING break this up to you and give you reasons so as to why sixty-nine is totally not fine.
1. You can’t focus
Focus on giving brilliant pleasure when you’re getting pleasure yourself is tough, to say the least. Do you keep moaning or do you pay attention to the thing in front of you? We as humans were not made for this kind of multitasking. Balancing both the ends while having fun is not sensual. it’s anxious and quite confusing.
2. It’s so uncomfortable
Who should be on top? Will things align themselves properly to be exactly in front of respective mouths? Is the height of both the partners compatible with this sexual position? These are just a few of the questions you will have to deal with once you decide to put yourself in this jeopardy. But no doubt the person on top is not going to have a fun time. As balancing while giving oral and receiving oral all the while balancing your body to not fall is going to take practice and patience. (Ouch)
3. It’s really hard to breathe
It’s normal to breathe while giving oral sex no doubt, cause you are in control of speed and your movements. But when there is a body on top of you just pushing down on your face with their butt then may we just say that it’s awful and doesn’t yield any productive results.
4. You cant express
Those appreciative moans and pleasureful sounds emitted by your partner is the sexiest part about an oral. but expressing yourself becomes tough when your face is being muffled. It’s basically a shit show with no communication between two bodies. Goodbye intimacy.
5. It’s certainly not going to be the best oral
With all the reasons mentioned above, you know having an orgasm is not going to be an as easy ride. The position makes it quite tough to reach that epitome of pleasure. Riding in two boats will surely make you drown.
6. It’s so overrated
In the movies, books and even billboard advertisements, 69 is this hot, naughty and steamy thing to do but just like fake promises made by beauty companies, 69 is just too good to be true. Everybody needs to calm down and stop pretending its fun when it’s just having balls hanging in front of your face.
7. One person always remains disappointed
This is bound to happen. One person will be making all the effort in this tragedy and the other one will just be enjoying without reciprocating. And it’s not even this person fault, as we mentioned above multitasking is a beach in this scenario. You can either focus on getting one or giving one. (Think human think)
8. It’s awkward if one of you get off early
Then what do you do? Sit there with their junk in front of your face while they put efforts in your treasure trove? I mean it just doesn’t make sense. its awkward and uncomfortable position no doubt.
There are better sex positions in life than this load of the face in vag or balls stuff. It’s nice to get the best of both worlds in few scenarios but these two nether worlds are better enjoyed individually.
Wine, dine and 69 may sound good but it’s just a nightmare for your spine, neckline and is really not that divine.