A kiss can express a lot of things, and it is the sweetest prelude to a moment that can potentially change your life, or just give you the most amazing night. You can tell a lot about a person by the way they kiss.
But this one’s sure to make you go “ewww…”
Ever wondered where some people learned to kiss or how they came to the conclusion that certain smooching behaviors were acceptable and, in some cases, sexy? Here are some of the biggest violators of this otherwise awesome display of affection.
But quite a few things could go wrong with a kiss, especially when it’s a disgusting one. You may even know about this based on experience, as many women may have experienced one bad kiss at some point in their lives. And if you haven’t… well… lucky you!
Horrifying kisses to avoid at all costs
Kissing is awesome, we all know that. It has multiple benefits — it relieves pain, burns calories, tones facial muscles, lowers blood pressure, release happy hormones and so much more. But there are certain types of kisses that can only make you go ‘yuck!’ We’ve rounded up ten; check them out, and um, avoid them maybe?
1) The slobbery kiss
A slobbery kiss can be cute…if it’s from your pet. But when it comes to kissing your partner, how about you keep your saliva in check? It’s really not sexy to lick your entire face when all you asked for was a smooch.
2) Closed mouth kiss
A close-mouthed kiss can be a complete turn-off. Not only does it convey anger and indifference, but it can also be presumed to be a sign of disgust. Now, you don’t want your partner to think you’re disgusted of him, right? And if you are, it’s always better to talk about it.
3) Wide open mouth kiss
This type of kisser doesn’t know what he’s getting into. Or maybe he’s really just into it. BUT… it’s so wrong! He just goes all out for it and barely comes up for air. Maybe he thinks kissing is about opening his mouth and moving his head around and around over you.
4) The sick kiss
This kiss is a somewhat forgivable kiss but is, nevertheless, disgusting. This is when your partner is sick with the sniffles and you offer a soft peck to make him feel better, but he sneezes all over your face.
5) Tongue sucking kiss
Tongue sucking can be hot and sexy but only to a certain extent. When a guy sucks on your tongue and you find yourself having to stick it out the whole time your kissing, it just becomes gross. It’s not like the kiss is about you or pleasing you, it’s more like as though your tongue has become a meal or he probably has a tongue fetish. The whole situation just gets weird.
6) Too much biting kiss
Biting the lips while kissing can might turn you on but when you bite too much and kissless, it just becomes something else. It can be quite irritating and a turn off in the event that the girl’s lips start to bleed.
7) Bad breath kiss
This is the worst type of kiss you can possibly ever deliver. It may be great but the minute you are done kissing and you can smell bad breath saliva on you upper mouth, it immediately gets disgusting and almost revolting.
8) Limp tongue kiss
The limp tongue kisser is almost the same as the dead kisser who keeps his mouth pointed and fails to do anything else. He will give a girl access to his tongue but will not do much about it afterward.
It’s more like kissing a dead fish and will get a girl thinking,” Okay I am never kissing this guy again. Like ever!”
9) Ear cleaner kiss
A light kiss on the ear can instantly turn a girl on. However ladies, if you find yourself with a guy who is licking your ears to a point that it feels like a wet slimy slug just moving around your ear it just simply gets yucky.
10) All over the face kiss
This kisser will kiss you everywhere — except your lips. When you kiss this kisser, it may feel like he’s going to eat your face — your cheek, your chin, your cheekbones —whatever.
You might even be scared he’ll lick your eyeballs out.
Keep in mind that these are only some not all kinds of the worst kisses ever. Please don’t do it for those of you that do any of the above-mentioned kisses. It is simply gross.