One of the biggest democracy is getting ready for elections in 2020. It’s time to remember some mistakes. Let us remember the American Presidents who ruined the country before the current Commander-in-qu*ef.
This probably comes as a shock to most people out there. That’s because Mr. Wilson gained a better reputation for leading the USA during WWI. But his scandal is way ahead of his time.
The US Navy launched an investigation about homosexual relations between Woodrow and Navy Personnel.
Woodrow Wilson was already under pressure for how he was handling WWI situation, this only added to his scandalous life.
One of the founding fathers of America, Benjamin had a less than respectable sex life.
Benjamin Franklin was known to frequent brothels of Philadelphia and London.
He was apparently a part of a club known as the Hell Fire Club, isn’t that ahead of his time? Historians believe that the club was known for their religious rejection and perverse sex parties.
This man is the most famous for his reputation as a lying, cheating prick. The man has had a long history of scandals, the most infamous of which is well known to all Americans today – Clinton-Lewinsky scandal.
Not very unlike our beloved idiot, Mr. Donald, Clinton had an affair with a white house intern.
This man charmed his way through all of America and screwed with the OG herself, Hillary Clinton. SMH, America is one gullible country.
Lyndon B. Johnson
This man who served as POTUS from 1963 to 1969 was another liar. He was in competition with JFK outside the political realm.
Lyndon once said in a statement, “I have had more women by accident than he (JFK) has had on purpose.”
A woman named Madeline Brown claimed to have had a physical affair with Lyndon that lasted 20 years, giving birth to her child. Biographer Robert Caro claims he was having another 30-year long affair with a woman named Alice Glass. This makes Madeline Brown a rather short term side affair.
George W. Bush
George Walker has gained positive publicity recently. That’s because his idiocy faints in comparison with that of USA’s very own Mr. Trump.
Mr. Walker Bush allegedly had an affair with a stripper during his tenure as President.
Mr. Bush’s was also accused of rape in the year 2000. The woman, Margie Denise Schoedinger shot herself later, in 2003 after being denied justice.
Being an openly gay President would make it to the headlines of all newspapers. One would hope that intolerance has fallen and it wouldn’t be scandalous in the US of today.
Buchanan was the country’s only lifelong bachelor President but it is speculated that he was homosexual.
Buchanan lived with ex-vice president, William Rufus King. Andrew Jackson once referred to them as Miss Nancy and Aunt Fancy ( slang for a man with effeminate qualities.
The guy on your $20 Bills, yeah, that guy. He is perhaps the biggest prick in the History of the USA. He was also the first President to be married before his wife was divorced.
The first President to marry a Bigamist.
Another thing to note – Why are all Andrew J’s such raging racists?
Ronny boy was the ultimate buzzkill. He started the most inefficient and ineffective war on drugs and allegedly raped a woman.
According to an unauthorized Biography, he allegedly raped a woman in 1952.
Reagan opposed the gay rights movement openly while he was out preying on women. His private scandals may not be well known but this President was one to be afraid of.
John F. Kennedy
The top 2nd of the list, man you can call a serial philanderer, John F. Kennedy. The man has had so many flings, one cannot put a number on it. Some of his wild affairs were with Marylin Monroe and Marlene Dietrich
Kennedy had a certain aura about him that attracted women and one cannot deny that he’s handsome.
This charismatic man is definitely better than the next in the list.
The winner is the face of America’s great stupid, the Commander-in-qu*ef himself, Donald Trump! The man is infamous among everybody for the remarks he made about women – ” “I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything… Grab ’em by the p**sy. You can do anything.”
Trump is worst of them all, says the mirror on the wall.
Reading about these men must’ve got you down. Here’s somebody we all miss and cherish.
The best of them all – Barack Obama
The man is casually BFFs with Beyonce and Jay-z, respects all women. He is the man who literally became the first black POTUS. We all miss the man for all that he cares for and stands for.