You can love them! You can hate them! But they are going to keep growing. So you better style them. Right!!!!
But when does the gaga obsession over nail art goes from French to freak?
Some of the nail trends catching headlines and are all the rave this season might make some people with highly evolutionised fashion sense appreciate them but for us, they are still cringe worthy and face scrunching that we just can’t digest.
Take a second. Read that again. Yes. The two words you never thought would go together are today in demand by ladies who think they can have the best of two types of dead cells our body generates. The only logical explaination we can find behind this furry trend is global warming. Too cold? Warm your nails.
Okay, so you are a pasta fan. We get it. But that doesn’t mean you will stick them to your finger ends. But on second thoughts, we think this is an innovative idea to deal with those hunger pangs. Bored in a meeting? You have a meal ready. Stuck in traffic? Suck on that arrabiatta.
As if humans were out of ideas or body parts, now they have come up with this trend to pierce your nails and adorn them with jewellery. The most impractical nail art was once rocked by the likes of Victoria Beckham and Kim Kardashian. If you were weighed down by life and responsibilities before, worry no more these heavy nails will add more weight to your bag of anxiety. Who knows maybe you will have killer finger muscles to show off.
Pom pom nail art
They just scream Tacky and so elementary school. I guess some people are just born with a horrible sense of humour. Who are you even going to cheer with these small pom poms? Probably yourself after you receive a heavy backlash from the fashion police.
Fidget spinner nail art
Can someone just take us back a few years when life was normal and we didn’t have to deal with such bizarreness and non-sense? We accept so much in the name art. So freaking much.
So grunge may have rocked the 2018 and many celebrities were shown going a little dark. Lady Gaga would have rocked these for sure. But having spikes on nails for a person who has to clean their house (Every once in a while) and can’t afford daily visits to nail art experts day and night would have collected a ton of gunk and become a total fashion blunder. The chances of visiting the emergency room with nails are already pretty high. Imagine poking yourself in the eye with these spikes.
Fried eggs nail art
I think we already appreciated gourmet style nails before. But may I just repeat my question? Why? Why? No, but why?
Someone call PETA right now. This is cruelty and downright gross and cringy form of expression in the name of fashion. If someone with Scorpios or other creepy crawlies on their nails offers their hands to shake, we probably would have batted the shit out of them. No thank you very much.
If this wasn’t enough to make you kill yourself then check out a few more of the raving nail art trends that might force you to buy a rope and a stool.
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